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alright, okay! :o) Well i just got out of work. I need new pictures of myself on myspace, how vain i know...i dont update my livejournal with stupid shit anymore, yay. I just killed a moth! why is that exciting, you ask? well it was like "hey im gonna annoy her" and so it did...but i prevailed. i need more commissions from work. but for now, work is fine, and everything is good. :o) which brings me to this - emily cannot stop looking at her life negatively (like all the damn time) and it is really starting to get to me, she is always depressed, or something along those lines. and theres always a cause for it - but its always something I did. :0) how lovely! i need more to do...but life is good. me darryl and jeff are prolly gonna go tanning, i have a super cool coupon. 15.00 for six tans. no way i can pass that up!

its at magic tan - i hope its worth my money (hopefully hopefully)

leave me sweet comments. UNLESS you wanna send me emails, then email me, yahoo me, or aim me. im bored, listening to music. and yea...thats about it.
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the one with the muffler

the muffler on the car rattles and rattles. again. its the third time its happened. is that in any way normal??!! Ive never heard of it happening over and over again to anyone i know. Shes had the car about...8 years? The first time it happened we were going to see titanic. I was a real titanic maniac at the time. So, this big screechy bump thing happens and she says, "ignore it! the car still works, right? let's go!" Ah, that was funny looking back on it. but the muffler is still hanging by a thread (or a bolt, whatever, play along ) and it gave off sparks when she drove because it ran along the ground. Woo. So, we had to go home and not see a movie. boo.

the second time the muffler did it i was at the gun range. I cleaned 3 buildings. I was at the first, no, working on the second. And my mom was in the car and something went kerplunk and i knew it was not good. I turned around and looked to see the thing that had fallen off the car (completely fell off this time). I had no idea what it was, but i was pretty sure that it was important. So, i hailed her down. She didnt care. bah! so, my dad made her fix it. i figured he knew what he was doing. so yea, she got a muffler. my boss at gnc was weird, and he would steal from the register, and said to me one time, "you work here, but i dont know anything about you. tell me about yourself." HMMMMMM. I didnt say much. or something like that. it sounded much sleazier in retrospect. when i first applied for the job, he was so nice. Or maybe he couldnt afford to be suspicious yet. he gave me the job. he would say to me, "you cant make me look bad, i make you look bad, be cool." and he got on the phone alot. he was creepy. HMMM. Suspicious much? (a buffyism. i cant resist.)

yesterday i passed out drunk at jeff's dorm. i always say "i totally cant handle tequila." and you are looking at me like, "yes, and?" It sucked, mang! durrr. i felt like shit today. wooo hangover. so now tomorrow i have to be a daytime person and go to work, while my head will be screaming desperately for sleep. yippee.

What a day, what a day. I'm tired already, it's only 10pm. I'll take a nap! Here in the middle of the night when most people are sleeping anyway. Ah, conformity.

Must go. I really do mean it. I am taking a nap.

there is ice cream, mmm comfort food. happy birthday to me.

Adios, peoples.
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Television to eat to

there arent enough sitcoms on TV. I have nothing to eat to. Cuz you cant eat to a drama. Theres the gory dramas that you cant eat to for obvious reasons. Bleck. CSI, ER, Medical Investigation, Crossing Jordan. Then there are the non-disgusting dramas. I mean non-gory. sorta. Law and order mostly. Even the sort of lighthearted dramas like Las Vegas. Somehow they all tie your stomach in knots or make you wish you werent eating food while watching them. Egads.

There are so few sitcoms on anymore. What is that about???? More if you count the cartoony ones, which are okay, but nothing i make a point of watching. Blurg. Thus let me dissect the other types. Stuff like Scrubs where the humor is too fast moving and subtle. I have to keep my eyes forward to catch everything thats going on. Friends and Will and Grace i can eat to, though. I can look away from the screen and not miss anything. Plus they are funny! anyway.

Comedies untie your stomach knots. Thats why they are good to eat to, see. I only watch a few channels. And there are other comedies i like too, but they are never on anymore. So, there is nothing to eat too! I used to keep a Frasier DVD in the DVD player so I could just watch 5 minutes of an episode while I eat, and then get back to the computer. (Yes, five minutes, I snarf my food!)

Speaking of the word "snarf", check out www.urbandictionary.com. When I use a word not in a normal dictionary and I still want to doublecheck what it means, I go to Urban Dictionary. Cuz I am that much of a perfectionist. Yowzers.

Anyway, I wanted In and Out and so i went to get some. That all turned out fine. And I actually got 6 hours of sleep last night, in divided doses.

Oh, here's news. I saw a bunch of deer the other day. The Day of a long drive. I went out up by tapo canyon I looked up and there were 4 deer walking in front of my car. Out for a morning stroll. Out for breakfast, apparently. Munching on grass and whatnot as they went. "What looks good this morning?" So funny. And I thought, "Hello! How did I miss this?" Just because I was looking down at papers, a whole mini-herd of deer can sneak by me?! Pish tosh! (I don't know what that means.) They wandered down over to chew on a bush. One of them stopped to watch me, like, "Ooo, look! People!" Heh. Then they noticed me. They were fine with me when I was right in front of them, but from halfway down the block, nooo. One of them stared me down until I got out of the car and went in the house. Pfft! They really hate being stared at. Well, who wouldn't?

I guess that's all my news for the day. I've been thinking of making videoes. Which I am never in the mood to do and it may not happen again. I feel i should do something with my time. Cuz that "Not the Red Baron" vid was really more of an experiment. I like it, but I think it's very.... avant-garde. If "avant-garde" means really weird and hard to understand what the heck I was up to. Heehee.

Well I must go. No reason, except I'll run out of imaginary e-paper if I keep talking. Ciao.
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Ummmm...

Well, im tired. Ive finally gotten this thing - is "gotten" a word?- almost the way i want it. Im not thinking straight anymore! bah! okay, time to go. probably. after i post like five more times. Ta!
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Burrrrr....

Im not sure i know how to spell "burrrr", but i wish i was cold. the air conditioning is on high and its still hot. fascinating! i know. turn it up. its distracting me. ah, better. i can feel my heart beating in my left ear. its driving me crazy. i keep thinking if i turn my head this way or that way i can make it stop. But no. its like the hiccups. for the ear. its relentless. soon ill start trying to make deals with god to make it go away. i hope i dont sign away my first born or anything. No, that would be a deal with the devil. No, wait, rumpelstiltskin. (i cant believe i can spell that!) Im rambling. really, im just writing, nothing in my life is remotely bizzare. Muahahahahahahaa. Okay, i must go. ciao.
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Bah Humbug!

Microsoft bothers me. pesters me to update my computer. i dont wanna. i already have a firewall and popup blocker. hmm, updates to outlook, though. yum. (??!) Must go do laundry soon. Looove talking to myself in here. Weee! (tone it down, sister!) damn, im hungry. i have to figure out how to backup things on my computer, whatever that means. (you see how little i know.) Argh. is it friday? it is? Damn. I planned to write more, but i gotta go. My update is staring at me from the taskbar. (is that the taskbar? down at the bottom of the screen? or is that at the top? What the fuck!) i could be emo and write poems about how it haunts me. (i need a life.) Sigh. Look at this smiley . Ha! Its face is "plain". Hahaha! For when theres nothing in particular. Ha!! thats so funny! this ones called "doze". But its eyes are open. Fascinating. Must go. later!
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Morning

My computer is so slow. I have a lack of sugar headache. I should start doing something i do with my emails. i write the whole thing, and then i go back and remove the exclamation points. ! Im a little too in love with the exclamation point. (See other stuff. Ah, its not so bad.) it makes me seem hyperactive. or crazy. weee!!! (there it is again.) Im tired right now. but you cant tell. (what? how do i know? maybe you can.) Its almost my dinnertime. its not really morning. i dont know why i called this entry that. except it was morning. this morning. I also think its weird when people (me) spell out their laughter, "hahahahahahaha." it makes it seem maniacal. maniacal laughter. ('looks up "manical". makes sure its a word'.) But i am friends with 'lol' too. So i spell out my laughter...like a...weird....'falls asleep....slumps on the keyboard'...blahhhh...'sleeps with her eyes open' Hehe! (ah damnit, i just broke all my rules.)
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Video Making

I want to learn how to make videos on the computer. But i need "windows movie maker." Which somehow i dont think i have. (sad sad!) Unless something magic happens. And why is windows media player such crap? it cant even handle audio it seems. like it just doesn't wanna work. Grrr. But then i just use itunes. I feel like pierre bernard in his recliner of rage. Hee. (Did that make any sense? conan o'brien show, see.) Im sitting here in semi-darkness. I hate climbing up in a chair (with wheels on the bottom of it, my only chair! Okay, besides that recliner there, ha! truly.) to change the light. Which is what i use when i sit here at the computer. Along with a bunch of other lights to see if i can stretch over enough light over to my computer. Pffft! Mindless. Im babbling. But...im too tired to finish what i was talking about before, so here i am being mindless instead. Ho hum. i guess thats all i have to say. I have to go now. Geeez. Nightie night! (or good morning.)