Hellooo. Let me tell you the tale of yesterday. okay, only part of it. Cuz the rest is boring. more boring. - we now interupt this broadcast. how funny is this? I go to look up "boringer" in an online dictionary(dont ask why), and it says "there is no entry for that. did you mean 'boring-er'?" So, i click on "boring-er", and it says, "there is no entry for that. did you mean 'boring er?'" So, i click on that, and it says "There is no entry for that. try looking up the words seperately." So, i click on "boring", and well, there you go. Helpful!!!
anywho, the tale of yesterday. the power went out twice while i was asleep. i woke up once to the clock flashing 12-something, and then again to no numbers at all. then i woke up and there was power, and i had to fix my clock. okay, no biggee. i look at the wall clock in the kitchen, which runs on a battery, and has a face and hands. you know, the kind they teach you to read in third grade or whatever. The big hand is on the four, so i think "okay, its 6:40." and changed my clock to 6:40. PAH! then i sit down awhile later, and the kitchen wall clock reads "6:35." and i think "am i losing my mind?!!?!?!?" then i realize im a moron who cant tell time, and i read the clock wrong before, BUT i no longer trust myself to tell the time right, so i call time and temperature to see what time it really is. Pfft. then i have to change my clock again. AGAIN!!! it was early in the morning. . Okay, it wasnt. i waited all day to fix my clock and then in my regular daytime brain, i forgot how to tell time. Pfftttt...!
Now ill tell you my crazy cool plan for world domination. Okay, i lied again. its really my crazy plan for...weight loss and health and such, I guess. I want to try going vegan (Im the farthest thing from it at the moment),but i only want to go halfway. So, i decided if i cant SEE the dairy or eggs, then its an okay food to eat. coz there must be less dairy and eggs in it, yes? like, i cant eat pizza, nachos, mac and cheese, french toast, or omelets. But i can eat muffins, burritos, taquitos, bread, CAKE, COOKIES, and umm...peanut butter granola bars. i dont know, you get the idea. lets see if it makes me less fat!!! woo hoo! yeah. hmm. i danced today, though. it could happen. someday i will tell the story of my weight loss and gain in here. but its too long, so not now.
okay, one more seriously random fact about me. in freshman year i had this flourescent lime green t-shirt with hot pink writing on it (i was a freshman, play along). i loved it. i thought it was mucho cool. but i wouldnt wear it to school. i was afraid it would call attention to me. Like "what is that bright spot...you, answer the question." of course, it could have had the opposite effect. "No, dont call on the girl in the bright shirt. too obvious....you. guy in gray curled up in the corner. answer the question." hehehe.
And now for the day's funny quote from Friends.
Chandler: "Look, you're a really nice person... ham stealing and adultery aside."
Hmm. I like them better out of context. No, not really, but here's more:
Chandler to Joey: "I'm sorry, man. There's never a good time to have to stop catching on fire."
And one more!
Chandler: "It's Sir Isaac Newton, and he's pissed. Quick, Pheebs. Up on the ceiling!"
Hehehehe. you should see my typos. man, im longwinded tonight. but im gonna go. BAH!! (okay, this one's scary: )